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Those Motherfucking Robins Are On Thin Ice With Me http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/327128944/33702 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33702?utm_source=onion_rss_daily Ever since my retirement last month from the sock factory, I've had a lot of extra time to spend around the yard. But the hours of pleasurable pruning I had planned to enjoy with my new cordless rechargeable Master Clipper have been cruelly withheld from me. Instead, my afternoons have been spent in an unending feud with those motherfucking robins that infest my yard. All my attempts to coexist with these creatures on my meticulously trimmed, lush suburban lawn have failed, leaving me with no choice but to exterminate them. Do you hear me, you lousy, cocksucking robins? This is war!  |
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| Friday, July 4th, 2008 | |
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EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/326345378/33062 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33062?utm_source=onion_rss_daily WASHINGTON, DC—Days after unveiling new power-plant pollution regulations that rely on an industry-favored market-trading approach to cutting mercury emissions, EPA Acting Administrator Stephen Johnson announced that the agency will remove the "E" and "P" from its name. "We're not really 'environmental' anymore, and we certainly aren't 'protecting' anything," Johnson said. "'The Agency' is a name that reflects our current agenda and encapsulates our new function as a government-funded body devoted to handling documents, scheduling meetings, and fielding phone calls." The change comes on the heels of the Department of Health and Human Services' January decision to shorten its name to the Department of Services.  |
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Student Snaps Awake Upon Hearing Word 'Hydroponics' http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/326345379/31731 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31731?utm_source=onion_rss_daily COLLEGE STATION, TX–Texas A&M sophomore Bryan Datillo was jolted from a light sleep during a Botany 101 lecture Monday, when his professor, discussing the various methods by which experimental hybrid crops are developed, uttered the word "hydroponics." "I was kind of dozing off, but then I heard Professor Guyer say 'hydroponics,'" Datillo said. "I was like, 'Whoa! Now we're finally getting somewhere.' Unfortunately, he just said some boring shit about tomatoes, so I went back to sleep."  |
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| Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 |
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do it, cuz kezza did it so now i must too answers are screened :) 1. What vehicle represents your intellect, and why? 2. Are we lovers, friends or acquaintances? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Have you ever had a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Can you tell me now? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? Current Mood:  amused |
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z21m - w1d3a, that crazy weather and new phones! Last night I did another day of the week one part of the z21m program. It was really hard! I thought about quitting almost immediately but I pushed on through. Sean says it is probably because I just swam yesterday and my body needs time to recover. He is probably right. He is also really proud of me and in awe because he isn't a swimmer, I mean, he swims, but he can't do laps for long. He is going to attempt the c25k on his own though and get a head start until I am ready. I think if I feel this good from swimming a little bit every day, I will love getting into a running program when my body is ready for it. Also last night, thunder bolts and lightening, very, very frightening! It was actually really beautiful. The bolts of lightening were red...ooooh! It slowed down a bit around 10-ish so I thought it was over. But no, I was woken up at 3am with loud noises, both from the thunder and my downstairs neighbors having a dispute over who knows what. All I heard was really consistent, loud banging and I thought it was at our door. I immediately jolted awake thinking we got struck by lightening or something (two house fires in one lifetime makes one paranoid). But no, they were just fighting. So now I am grumpy today from lack of proper sleep. But I see this is a common thing going around since the storm itself woke everyone in Portland up. Today after work we should have new phones delivered! Yay! Sean gets a discount through work for AT&T so we switched. He had Verizon and I had T-Mobile, so now we'll be on a family plan with new matchy matchy phones and new almost the same phone numbers. How cute. Mmm new phone goodness.  ( Bye Bye Sidekick, Hello new grown up phone and GPS! YES! )![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) systris, want to buy my sk3 and upgrade before I take it to CL or ebay? |
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Secretary Of Agriculture Finally Gets Around To Reading Fast Food Nation http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/325872000/secretary_of_agriculture http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/secretary_of_agriculture?utm_source=onion_rss_daily WASHINGTON, DC—Though insisting that she had been meaning to read Eric Schlosser's book Fast Food Nation ever since it was published in 2001, Secretary Of Agriculture Ann M. Veneman finally got around to doing so just this month. "Wow, I had no idea that commercial beef ranches packed so many head of cattle into such a small space," Veneman said Tuesday. "It's disgusting! And all that about the flavoring from animal products being used to make McDonald's french fries—that was a real eye-opener. Mark my words, something must be done." Veneman vowed that, upon completing Fast Food Nation, she will immediately go out and buy Rachel Carson's Silent Spring.  |
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