Dave (darkhand) wrote,

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Spam E-mail

One of my Daily Duties is to go through the Spam Box at the company. I wanted to share a few gems with you:

"Fondle all her internal nerve endings"

"A true godsend to your little soldier of love"

"3 ways to turn any woman to a fountain of response and desire." Note: Hoses and Pumps not included. You must provide your own response and desire.

"Mit und schaffen Sie das was Frauen wollern!" Wunderbar!

"Be able to perfom any, even the most dirty intimate fantasies." This isn't a wonder drug, I'm pretty sure that's called a Rufie.

"Surprise her with the nicest bag in town" I can't tell if this is another Sexual Enhancement E-mail, or if these people sell fake Coach bags.
Tags: junk mail, spam

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